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May 04, 2005
Excerpt from the L-WORD, the first ever lesbian TV series (do i hear applauses?). Yeah. It's been a long time coming. The following is not suitable for male audiences, but hell, of course we want you to read it. You know why? Because there has never been a woman who did not feel like this. Cast Shane: The coolest hairdresser ever. Jenny: Convert. Writer. Weird. Mark: Roommate of the two lesbians; budding filmmaker; asshole (The house of introspection: There's Mark again. He's brought coffee and "organic scone things." Shane just sort of stares.) Mark: "I'm fuckin' lost, man." (Shane gets that, so she lets him try to talk to Jenny.) Mark: "I wish so much that there was something I could do." Jenny: [cutting him off] "No, I don't think there's anything you can do. I think you did it." Mark: "When I moved in here, I was the type of guy who was capable of doing shit like this. But I am not that guy anymore. I know that I've said it before, but you and Shane have made me a better man." Jenny: "Oh, fuck off, Mark. It's not my job to make you a better man, and I don't give a shit if I've made you a better man. It's not a fucking woman's job to be consumed and invaded and spat out so that some fucking man can evolve." (Oh, pause, please, so I can clap. Well said, Miss Schecter.) (But Mark keeps going: he says that through his mistake, he has learned how difficult it is to be a woman. Jenny and I both scoff at this. So just to prove that he's as extreme as Jenny, Mark takes off his clothes.) Jenny: "What are you doing?" Mark: "Is this what you want?" Jenny:
"No. [throws a pen at him] What I want you is for you to write 'Fuck Me' on your chest. Write it. Do it. And then I want you to walk out that door and I want you to walk down the street. And anybody that wants to fuck you, say 'sure, sure, no problem.' And when they do, you have to say 'thank you very, very much.' And make sure that you have a smile on your face. And then, you stupid fucking coward, you're gonna know what it feels like to be a woman." blue rogue |